Super Duper to the Hooray.

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the gene pool

Often I have wondered why I was so odd.
I am thinking this through:

My father is a genius who makes lame jokes and has a bad accent and always says things at awkward moments, but also is the most responsible and selfless (but extremely impatient) man in the world... and is pretty hairy guy with the exception of his head
combine this with
my mother who is a neurotic perfectionist who I believe has more than one personality for she will alternate her perfectionist ways with angry... killer person and then with bubbly extremely nice, generous, kind (and many other nice and pleasant words) person (which, by my calculation is about .7% of the time) and then switches to this obnoxious, ignorant, babbling fool. She also has this thing against sluts (her definition: girls that go up to a boy's bedroom) and tattoos and bisexuals and piercings and dyed hair and loves all things organic. And had really really soft hands.

Both are pretty organized and responsible (my mother to a certain degree)and have the same stance on girls and tattoos and piercings (etc)

the outcome:
two children-
The eldest:
A pretty, organized somewhat preppy and popular in high school. Smart, great with languages, always got hit on my everybody, super skinny until 11th grade. Party girl, always won approval of parents. Didn't do so great in report cards because of parties, or "sleeping over friend's houses", "small get together(s)", or "studying at the library then project time". Also mass gain of boobage in college. Read books a lot. Lover of expensive clothes and jewelry and fashion. Attracted cute boyfriends with cars. Also attracted all of my male friends [insert audible sigh here].

The youngest (me):
Tiger fighter with questionable taste in men. Acrobat and military genius. Full -time reader. Attracts pandas during mating season. Eats children and bitches when hungry. Massive muscle. Collects sand and UFO samples during free time. Was filmed making out with a pole and a year later the movie SUPERSTAR came out. Angry letters were written. I need to finish project now.

10:30 p.m. - 2007-02-11

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Shabby

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